MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

NO JOKE HELP CALL 702-374-2830

joke don't call that

woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

by deezmomiscool January 18, 2022

fire starting juice

Often used as to describe material used to make a fire for example small woods and dead grass or newspaper

Man if we goin make a fire we need the fire starting juice bitch

by lil small za October 17, 2017

Alice Springs Fire Fighter

You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?

Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

fire stoker

When you dip your penis in hot pepper oil, and proceed to fuck your partner in the mouth, pussy, or ass.

My old lady wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so I gave her a fire stoker up the poop shoot!

by captaincrunk April 3, 2020

WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.

"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"

by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021

Stock Fire

Something that is burning out of control. Derivative of a stock car crash that causes a fire.

Our love is like a stock fire.
The house burned down like a stock fire.
Hot as a stock fire.

by Copain December 1, 2020

Fire Tracksuit

When your matching tracksuit is so trendy that you must constantly tell everyone about how fire your tracksuit is. Most people who say “fire tracksuit” also smoke shisha compulsively and bang latinas in the Montreal area.

George: check out my fire tracksuit, my Mexican girlfriend bought it for me

by Mtlstreet March 2, 2021