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Squirrels In My Pants. From an Episode of Phineas and Ferb where Candance gets a squirrel in here pants
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S.I.M.P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
S.I.M.P by abdnejdjekk February 18, 2020
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Something youtooz said in there discord randomly.
Someone: im eating crazy bread
Youtooz: S l a p
S l a p by Satoshi omega February 19, 2020
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S.I.H.S.E 

Starvation. Induced. Healing. Sound. Effects. - When you've finally gotten the chance to save (eat)
yourself from starvation and the only thoughts that that swirl around in your head are Estus Flask sound effects and the Fullness of have eating an entire feast (usually only occurs in people who pay close-attention to the various sound effects of healing items in various video games.)
Guy #1: "Hey man, I can't wait to get to lunch. I'm so freaking hungry, more than anything you could ever know."

Guy #2: "Yeah man, I betcha' that you're going to have some major S.I.H.S.E. when you devour your meal.

Guy#1: "What's that?"

Guy #2: "Starvation.Induced.Healing.Sound.Effects. It's just another Urban Dictionary word that I looked up today., it's a pretty interesting word that I had know idea that someone could think it up.

Guy #1: "Cool... I'll look it up... Well, seeyah at lunch!"

Guy #2: "K, toodles!"
S.I.H.S.E by BabushkaBoi120 March 9, 2020
Abbreviation for the Arabic general greeting phrase "Selâmün aleyküm (Peace be upon you)" which is typed in latin alphabet. A proper reply should be "ve Aleyküm selâm (And peace be upon you, too.)" but usually people in younger generation don't tend to use "ve (and)" conjunction.
Greeting: s.a
Reply: a.s
s.a by learning is fun March 14, 2020
Bro Hugh do be a S.I.M.P liking tweets about relationships
S.I.M.P by _P31 March 15, 2020
A smoke and suck. When you meet up with someone and smoke weed with them and also get/ give head
Kayla met up with with a Jonah and had a S&S in the back of his car.
S&S by Merida the Princess March 17, 2020