by GroupySlut January 18, 2011

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.
Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.
by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.
It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.
by Triflegirl January 3, 2020

by Punkazilla April 17, 2015

Boners are people who drinks milk.
Btw, this word don't mean ANYTHING sexual. This word uses mainly Dani's fans.
Btw, this word don't mean ANYTHING sexual. This word uses mainly Dani's fans.
by Tomajjs January 16, 2022

by A_big_ol_helping_of_nope June 29, 2017

A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.
by unused username November 27, 2023
