friendly fire

noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh

The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.

Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"

by camjohnstonnn February 11, 2020

Fire cunt

Max Garrard

Max Garrard is such a cunt he’s a fire cunt. A cunt, but on fire. Fire cunt.

by Junt February 22, 2020

Fire

Very easy definition: substance that can burn you fucking alive

This is a nice fire

by Jcm-117 February 23, 2020

Ring of fire

When a group of smokers gather in a circle to spark up in harmony.

-Yo wanna spark?

-sure let’s do a ring of Fire

by Issyyyy March 12, 2020

fire

a slang for shank in prison

Prisoner: ill give you fire for 10 soups

by prison slang 121 March 12, 2020

Fire

The rapid oxidation process of fuel that produces heat and light at varying intensities.

My car is on fire.

by Rebelfireman940 March 12, 2020

Enough smoke for a fire

Enough evidence to come to a conclusion. If you see a lot of smoke, then there’s probably a fire.

“Is Walmart out of toilet paper? The isles are empty.”

“Well, there’s enough smoke for a fire.”

by Iced Liberal March 22, 2020