Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.
I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.
by anonymous September 4, 2021
Get the Captain's on Firemug. A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.
Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023
Get the Volunteer Fire Fagmug. I need to tell THE CHAINSMOKERS that a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB is a no fail NATURAL SEX ACT of forever attraction of these very intelligent creatures.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 7, 2021
Get the FIRE ANTS RIMJOBmug. Something that happens when you starve a community of epic gamers from content for 6 year and then announse an update and then delay it for 2 months and a half and then release it.
by Boonkii December 29, 2023
Get the fire in the holemug. Event if that IS the other side of the story... It's a story absent of a conclusion and that absents is evidence that you're lying and that you are just trying justify the conclusion without having to address it or would need to omit from or change the conclusion to try an downplay the damages I have accrued.
Hym "That's not why I got fired. I was working 80 hours a week every other week. I was picking up overtime even at other houses. Until it was clear that she was fucking that retard. Then I was fired for violating the neglect and abuses policy for not reporting retard molestation soon enough. That is the conclusion of the event you are talking about. As in, there is no alternate conclusion. It doesn't matter how many sides there are to the story. The end result was fired for not reporting retard sex. Transferred out in response to an allegation. And allegation that she say SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE but that I WAS BEING SINGLED OUT AND I STILL HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES TO PROVE THAT SHE SAID IT. And then fired for not reporting retard sex. That is all."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
Get the Not why I got firedmug. by Rollwithdubbs January 8, 2025
Get the Firing it in Theremug. a sexual activity where a female sets her pubic hair on fire and has to jerk off the male until he ejaculates, causing the flame to go out.
by threekingx September 13, 2020
Get the forest firemug.