MuffinBuns 

Girl that loves to play games and have fun, also loves to be cute and funny. Has a great personality.

_____ MuffinBuns... you know

MuffinBuns by Brandon November 16, 2004

muffinhead 

One who has batter like brains, who places them in the oven only to see them rise into a hairy mess.

Dude, you had jello for brains, but now you just have hair like a fuzzy muffin.

muffinhead by DUDE ET April 16, 2005

Muffinchop 

The male version of MuffinBuns.

Guy that loves to play games and have fun, also loves to be cute and funny. Has a great personality.

I am still looking for my perfect [Muffinchop.}

Muffinchop by ringding August 30, 2006

Chuff muffins 

Muffins made with and/or filled with the hair that surrounds yous asshole.

dude, my mom ate those chuff muffins we made and she said they were great.

Chuff muffins by Anonymous May 26, 2003

figgin muffins 

you can use this word instead of the *F word or as some kind of "damn and blast" exclemation, or just randomly

"oh figgin muffins"
"the figgin muffins"

figgin muffins by mer_smells_funny July 21, 2005

Muffit 

A fine-ass chick with perfect buttox and breasts. She can lead a guy on with just her ass and is usually stubborn and hard to handle. Sexually she is omg....the best. But watch out they are known to knee you in the balls at times.

Stupid polish muffit!

Muffit by Joey March 27, 2003

muffinious

A hoe who's EPIC at blowjob's, she's like a fucking animal when it comes to them. She will suck that dick like nothing you've ever experienced before. She fucks you for cheap prices.

Best positions:

Missionary = £10 per hour
Reverse Missionary = £15 per hour
Cowgirl = £10 per hour
Reverse Cowgirl = £10 per hour
69 = £20 per hour (recommended)
Threesome = £50 per hour
Blowjob: £5 per hour

That muffinious and me did an hour of a 69 last night. She sucked my dick so hard, and I licked that booty sooooo fucking much. I loved it so much I payed for another hour of it and then an hour of missionary. Fuck the condom, she has abortion pills. Then, to wrap it up I payed for half an hour of a blowjob. 10/10 will do again.

muffinious by Ashmittttttt May 30, 2019