flexin nuts

to go out of your way for a friend or family despite not wanting to in the first place. can also mean to beg for something.

"dude come on just do this one thing for me seriously im flexin nuts!" or "ive been flexin nuts for you all week man and i manged to get you an interview."

by jssc9091 March 13, 2009

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Mandela Nut

When you try to jack off to a porno you found a couple of days ago but can't find it anymore. Did the video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted yourself into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere."

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Dude, did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we can fix the timeline."

by thisisalsomatthewcastro June 23, 2018

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poon nut

what is medically termed as an ovary

also used to describe stupid freshmen that live in sackett house at UNH

"I cunt punted her so hard, i crushed one of her poon nuts"
-Super Cunt Punt Man

"I just owned your ass at halo, you poon nut"- Eic Kowles

by Eric Knowles October 30, 2006

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nut smuggler

Slang reference for rodents such as squirrels and chipmunks.

"That damn nut smuggler keeps digging up my flower beds looking for his food!"

by Ridd October 13, 2008

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baby nuts

1. someone that is younger then you, or a begeaner
2. usaly those people that jerk. beacuse then how wood they be able to wear there tight ass pants

guy #1 dude how can that guy wear those pants, he wont be able to have kids

guy #2 oh dont worry he has baby nuts, he could never have any.
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guy #1 whact me get this girl

guy #2 you cant,you have baby nuts

by [that}clever{DJ] March 10, 2010

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