Chris

A guy who loves feet.

Girl one: I’m going to take my shoes off my feet hurt

Girl two: wait don’t! Chris is coming

by Makncheeeeeesee June 10, 2021

Chris

Can’t skate and a poser

Chris is gay and can’t skate

by Matt do June 12, 2021

Chris

Guys who have it bad for girls named Farrah. The kind of guy who would drive to her job just to drop off a jacket she could have picked up at any time. Chris just cant get enough. Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh.

"Chris is down baaad for Farrah, someone get him some milk!"

by Notfufu June 16, 2021

Chris Dack

A nonce but who young people actually find very attractive

Boy:I wanna fuck Chris Dack
Girl: me toooo

by Guinness June 17, 2021

Chris Paul

Used as a metaphor for stat padding. Making their stats look better in a game that’s significantly out of reach

Chris Paul with the huge three to cut the lead to 42.

by safety.scissors October 18, 2024

Chris

he could never imagine the struggle of periods. labor. periods, he apologizes to women. he is also a 6'2 feminist, drives a Lamborghini, ripped, hates period cramps, loves women, hates misogyny, and the utmost heterosexual male.

wow he just saved woman he's such a Chris...

by Chrisisafeminist2036 November 19, 2024

Chris George’s

Chris George’s is the head master of edge town and emperor of goonville. Chris groons his still cum all over people and it has a sweet and sour taste like mango phonk. This causes them to get Balkan rage. Chris is also a short stumpy average gooner, and farther of the Costco guys. Not only does he goon in the chicken bake, but also Noah Cooley….

Chris George’s please goon in my mouth

by Poopy fart 123 November 19, 2024