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quirky, off-color sayings by Dr. Rolle that are usually related to the class lecture in some odd way-or just completely off topic.
Rolleisms:

“Kerosene is wonderful. You can almost feed it to your cat.”

“Does Mercedes still make that 8 cylinder V12?”

“Calories - in a candy bar, in ice cream, in a beer; they’re great stuff!”

“9 times out of 10 tinkerers are always way off in the woods violating the second law of thermo.”
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Rolland, a cool kid. Unique and superior to the Roland's consisting of only one L. Rolland has two because he hands it out frequently to scrubs. Rolland is into penguins and has a strange infatuation with Chef Boyardee. Overall is a nice, wholesome guy. Rolland is an observant, perceptive person, so don't try lying to him, because he'll find out in a matter of seconds. He also has trouble listening to orders, so you must threaten him to get him to comply.
Geoffphrey: "Yo...who's that guy over there with the nice ass?"
Vienna: "Yeah that's my friend, ROLLAND."
Geoffphrey: "Awesome!"
Rolland by viennasausages October 10, 2019

Rolla Princess Syndrome 

At the university in Rolla, MO, the ratio of males to females is about 3 to 1. Rolla Princess Syndrome (RPS for short) is defined as a woman who thinks that just because she has tits, she can get anything she damn well pleases no matter what the cost to others.
1. Girl to Guy: "I'm cute and have boobs, so buy me alcohol!"
2. Girl: "None of the guys here are good enough for me."
Guy: "I think someone is suffering from Rolla Princess Syndrome. You should get that checked out."
What Beavis of MTV's Beavis & Butt-Head sometimes calls rolls of bungwipe (toliet paper) when he's in one of his Cornholio phases.
I am Cornholio!
I need rollios for my bunghole!!
You will give me...all your caca!!!
rollios by Telephony May 18, 2013

Evony Rolled

When someone clicks on an Evony ad because they saw breasts but come across a pathetic ripoff of Sid Meier's Civilization.

Background Information: Evony launched a controversial web-advertising campaign that depicted a buxom, scantily clad woman showing major cleavage next to some text encouraging you to play.
I thought I was gonna see some softcore porno, but it was just a stupid game. I got Evony Rolled.
Evony Rolled by TheInquisitor August 1, 2009

Rollin' Polish 

When your driving and you roll the windows down in a car while having the heat turned up.
Gilbert and Mikey preferred to roll polish in the winter in Mikey's 82' Gremlin.

C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.
Rollin' Polish by Jrubadub July 25, 2010