Milk Shoe

When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.

Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time

by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel March 13, 2019

get the milk-shakes

Da assorted twitching and shuddering dat happens when a moo-juice-loving individual runs out of his favorite libation, especially on a hot day or after strenuous activity.

I know da value of a GALLON OF GAS, so I never ask my family to make a special run to da supermarket just for a GALLON OF OAKHURST 2%, but I still majorly "get the milk-shakes" till we eventually do make our next grocery-shopping trip!

by QuacksO December 4, 2024

testicle milk

Semen

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

ramen milk

the nickname Rami Malek fans gave to him as a joke because no one knows how to pronounce or spell it his name correctly.

friend: did any of your favorite actors get an oscar this year?
me: yEa oMg rAmEn mIlK gOt oNe hEs mY faVoRiTe aCtOr

by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 September 10, 2019

Gutter milk

Foul smelling cum

She deepthroated me until I sprayed my gutter milk all over her face.

by Taco Trash December 11, 2020

Milk him in the nest

To make sure you treat your man right while you in return will not receive dick.

“It’s what you didn’t do for him. Goin to bed then she’s gonna milk him in the nest.” - Mmh yeah boii

by Yeaboii6969 October 10, 2020

Milk

The thing that dads take 17 years to find at the grocery store after moms have a baby.

Son: Mom, how come I've never seen my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk.

by shukun May 5, 2021