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Shaq Shots

The act of ejaculating in one's hand and slam dunking the ejaculate in a woman's vaginal canal, while she spreads her "lips," with enough force to shatter a backboard like Shaquille O Neil.
Jackson: Hey Emily, can we try the Shaq Shots again?
Emily: Okay I guess we can try, but just don't do it too hard, last time I was sore because of it.
by MrBeanStarin December 11, 2024
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1 Shot

You think you hit 100 but in reality you missed all you shot
He is 100% 1 Shot
by rickjm November 3, 2021
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Shot

To describe something that is boring, messed up, lame or unimportant
Dude this party is so shot.
by Mmtid March 2, 2018
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Shot Out

A word or phrase that you use when you are extremely busy or overwhelmed.
Brandon was shot out while trying to figure

out his trigonometry assignment.
by Hmalone3 September 9, 2025
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National Free Shot Day

Anyone who orders a Shot of hard liquor is entitled to a Free Shot of the same on January 14th of any year.
by I fly kites January 14, 2024
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Johnny Shot

Drank by only the baddest MOFOs!

1 shot of Malort
Chase with your well Tequila
** no lime no salt **
Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're wild AF!
by Doble P December 5, 2023
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Indiana Musket Shot

This is where you fuck your partner in the ass deep. You have to nut. Proceeding said ejaculation you put a jet puffed XL marshmallow in the opening of your partners gape and push it in with your dick like loading a musket. You must stand then at the wall with your hand behind your back as your partner tries to shoot you in the mouth with the marshmallow.
Last night I got pink eye due to faulty aim during our Indiana Musket Shot.
by LongDonginHongKong August 18, 2025
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