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Urban Dictionary 

Where you go when a whore fucks a literal retard in the group home you work and pretends she isn't doing that.
Why are you on Urban Dictionary?

A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?

Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?

No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.

Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?

Yes. You are.
Urban Dictionary by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Anti-Urban dictionary enthusiast

Someone who is not interested in posting their definition of a word or phrase based on pop culture. Someone who doesn't want to post a layman's term of an already defined word.
Sue rolled her eyes at the word "spankle" being redefine a condition when a man is too pretty. He spankles.

Later sue rolls her eyes yet again thinking to herself this makes me a an... Anti-urban dictionary enthusiast.

The Urban Dictionary

Wanna hear a joke? The urban dictionary.
lmao u fucking suck at jokes
The Urban Dictionary by RedTheCat September 27, 2020

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uRbaN DICTIONARY 

1. Site you're on right now

2. How it's spelled at the top of the page
1. Damn, now I know what a fucking Seed Satchel is!

2.

Bob: Why the Fuck is it Spelled uRbaN DICTIONARY at the top of the page?
Rob: Site's trying to be Hip
Bob: Ain't workin'--Dogg
uRbaN DICTIONARY by .Woody.H. January 23, 2008