bermuda crack

the crack between the 2 front sets of a car and the console. if you drop something into the bermuda crack, theres a good chance you won't be able to get it out without having to take the seat out or painfully shoving your hand into it to get whatever it is you dropped out.

"i dropped a bunch of fries into the bermuda crack, now my car smalls like mcdonalds"
" i spilled the weed into the bermuda crack, sorry bro"

"my $20 just fell into the bermuda crack, never getting that back"

by no snitchin August 10, 2017

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crack whammy

A defective crack rock

Ayo Jody this nigga Jay sold me a crack whammy I’m finna rob his ass

by Captain.backwoods January 27, 2021

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crack park

Lovely little spot in St Kilda. Grab a 246 bus and you’re all set

Person 1: where can I meet you?

Person 2: I’m at crack park, come find me

by Skeletonboii September 10, 2019

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holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.

Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.

by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019

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chronic crack

It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...

Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...

by I'm not ty April 9, 2018

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