Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.

Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.

by anonymous May 17, 2023

Colorado Rocky

It involves a rope, gasoline, and fire. Mann you don’t even want to know

When me and Phillip get back imma give him the colorado rocky

by Big Benoit July 1, 2023

Coloric

A word that describes a person who lacks basic hygenic practices; gross; unkept

You're so coloric.

by JonathanJackson July 3, 2023

Colonial Middle School

istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)

me: I like colonial middle school
you: that’s a lie

by peepee222 July 5, 2023

Colombian cold

Symptoms similar to that of a cold. More specifically, the congestion of the nasal cavity after a cocaine binge. Which causes a terrible sore throat.

Oh god, I feel like absolute sh*** I’ve woke up with a Colombian Cold from all that Yayo last night.

by VDawgWhitDaHog July 22, 2023

Colorado Gasline

- Also called “reverse CPR”, this is commonly regarded as a sexual position similar to the lotus flower in which a couple sits in a river, stream, or large tub. One person sits up right with legs forward as the partner sits between the other’s legs and facing his/her partner. The second person then wraps his/her legs around the other while attempting to angle his/her anus towards the other so that both person’s anuses touch.

- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.

- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.

- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line

If you need your partner to “warm your soul” ask for the Colorado Gasline

by Jovat August 29, 2023

colorasshole

Someone describing a person from Colorado.

-Jared is such an asshole and acts like he’s better than us since he’s from Colorado.
-Yeah, he’s such a Colorasshole

by Daygher September 4, 2023