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American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch
by Baatar March 17, 2024
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Jamaican Apple Sauce

Where you want to joke about something but you can’t think of anything
Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Jamaican Apple Sauce
by Hoes sucking on my dick March 17, 2024
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Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.

Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.
Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024
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Apple Milkshake

Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.
Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .
by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024
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how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
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Fiona Apple

by anonymous March 31, 2024
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Apple

A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.
"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"

"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024
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