zip it lock it put it in your pocket

When you tell someone that they have had enough of their shit talk

Samuel: your a loser LLL i bet-
James: Shh! ZIP IT LOCK IT PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET!

by Pen farmer May 30, 2024

Zip Tie (ing)

Using a zip tie, and tying a friends personal items to a hilarious object, and or item. Most appropriate with shoes, bags, etc.

Hey J! Why don't we zip tie D's backpack to the steering wheel of A's car?

Zip Tie (ing) is so fun, especially when it's in bathrooms.

by JUDDYJUDJUD February 22, 2012

zip code freedom

Remote work gives us zip code freedom. If I can do my job from paradise why should it matter to my boss?

John experienced zip code freedom during the pandemic, once tasted, the "return to the office" push was obvious BS.

by jmacofearth April 30, 2024

zip-mining

The process of stopping while fast-forwarding your DVR through a commercial break in order to to check out a movie trailer or flash of flesh that caught your eye.

Dude 1: Have you seen the new Captain America trailer?

Dude 2: Yeah. I was zip-mining through the commericals on the Daily Show when it flashed by. Backed up and watched the whole thing. Awesome!

by Bigger Griff October 31, 2013

Zip-Snatch

A female who has a penis surgically implanted and her vagina (Snatch) removed

1)See Mr.Smith is a zip-snatch!

by Adam Bradler January 5, 2008

Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.

Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.

by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023

i zipped em

When you fold someone in a game & they can’t talk shit

Joseph- “yoooo i zipped everyone in the lobby when i went 30-0 in tdm”
Dajuan- you just “zipped” them niggas

Darian- *aces in r6* i zipped them bums
Rydadon4L- Yoo wassup “i zipped em” !

by i zipped em September 21, 2020