by omnomnom!!11 June 2, 2009
Get the Zelda mug.A Zalbar (zh-älb-ar) is someone who is king of the awesome-sauce. They can train thier pokémon to power levels that are over 9000 without the aid of cheats or hacks.
When playing a multi-player FPS they will score head shots one everyone repeatedly from as far away as the maps will allow them to go with thier fists as the selected weapon.
A common occurance in the Counter-Strike games is to here the game's voice state:
"A Zalbar has joined the game, Counter-Terrorists win."
As Zalbar's unfailingly play as the counter-terrorists, and thier joining a game is considered an auto-win.
It is not yet known why.
Chuck Norris himself on many occassions has admitted that he is scared to leave the house unless Zalbar is asleep.
"Zalbars are just so awesome, it's frightening.", he says.
There was a character in the Xbox video game "Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic" whose name was Zalbar. This was merely a cooincedince, and he was not in fact a 'true' Zalbar. He was just a 7ft. tall walking carpet that made grenades for you and whined about privacy if you attempted engage him in a conversation.
When playing a multi-player FPS they will score head shots one everyone repeatedly from as far away as the maps will allow them to go with thier fists as the selected weapon.
A common occurance in the Counter-Strike games is to here the game's voice state:
"A Zalbar has joined the game, Counter-Terrorists win."
As Zalbar's unfailingly play as the counter-terrorists, and thier joining a game is considered an auto-win.
It is not yet known why.
Chuck Norris himself on many occassions has admitted that he is scared to leave the house unless Zalbar is asleep.
"Zalbars are just so awesome, it's frightening.", he says.
There was a character in the Xbox video game "Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic" whose name was Zalbar. This was merely a cooincedince, and he was not in fact a 'true' Zalbar. He was just a 7ft. tall walking carpet that made grenades for you and whined about privacy if you attempted engage him in a conversation.
Holy crap that guy raised a Pikachu to level 647533 without cheating or hax, then blew away 50 people on 10 diffrent maps in COD with his Snorelax while still playing pokémon his DS! He's a ****ing Zalbar!
by destroll April 11, 2011
Get the Zalbar mug.Zelal is the funniest girl you will ever met. Her eyes are the prettiest you will ever see. She is always nice dressed and has the biggest breasts from all of your friend.
by Brraa21 January 1, 2017
Get the Zelal mug.A sexual position/adventure best undertaken by three persons. One individual, preferably the hairiest of the three, hereafter referred to as "Ganon", must “kidnap” a second individual, hereafter "Zelda". The third individual, hereafter "Link", thus embarks upon a quest to "rescue" Zelda.
The use of various "items" that can assist Link in "rescuing" Zelda or "stopping" Ganon may add some intrigue. They should be erotic in nature and left about the "dungeon" so that Link may utilize them to the best of his/her technical ability.
Most importantly Zelda is not allowed to aid Link or hinder Ganon in any fashion until the very end. The recommended code of conduct for Zelda is to act as she does in many of the video games: Do Nothing, at all. Ragdoll.
Victory Conditions:
At this point Link would use whatever has been agreed upon as the "Master Sword" and he and Zelda may "Banish" Ganon in whichever way he/she finds most appealing.
You may, in the course of roleplay, choose to discover that Ganon isn't such a bad guy. In this case the two may put aside their differences and work together to "rescue" the princess in the method that proves most effective.
The use of various "items" that can assist Link in "rescuing" Zelda or "stopping" Ganon may add some intrigue. They should be erotic in nature and left about the "dungeon" so that Link may utilize them to the best of his/her technical ability.
Most importantly Zelda is not allowed to aid Link or hinder Ganon in any fashion until the very end. The recommended code of conduct for Zelda is to act as she does in many of the video games: Do Nothing, at all. Ragdoll.
Victory Conditions:
At this point Link would use whatever has been agreed upon as the "Master Sword" and he and Zelda may "Banish" Ganon in whichever way he/she finds most appealing.
You may, in the course of roleplay, choose to discover that Ganon isn't such a bad guy. In this case the two may put aside their differences and work together to "rescue" the princess in the method that proves most effective.
"This weekend my girlfriend, her Pilates instructor, and I were playing The Princess Zelda and he almost won until I pulled out my Master Sword and smote him."
"I'm feeling a little kinky, would you boys like to play 'Mousetrap?'"
"Nah, Dan and I played that last week; he got the cheese. Let's play The Princess Zelda."
"I'm feeling a little kinky, would you boys like to play 'Mousetrap?'"
"Nah, Dan and I played that last week; he got the cheese. Let's play The Princess Zelda."
by linkgenesis January 27, 2013
Get the The Princess Zelda mug.A video game made by Nintendo where there is a warrior named Link who is supposed to save Zelda. Hardest game to get through.
by SonicDude June 2, 2003
Get the The Legend of Zelda mug.1. A person who has been playing Legend of Zelda continuously for a period of time in order to beat the game.
2. A person who eats, drinks and breathes Legend of Zelda
2. A person who eats, drinks and breathes Legend of Zelda
by gothicgirl143 March 12, 2012
Get the Zelda Zombie mug.If you meet a girl named Zebada she is the best friend you would want! She is very kind, and average (in grades), she is the most perfect girl you will ever meet! She might have a few rough times but you should really talk to her about it! Usually Zebada’s have a dog or maybe a hedgehog! She’s very loving and caring and has a lot of friends! She usually has that one best friend who she cares about the most! (No offense to her other friends) Any boy has to take care of her, and treat her the way she wants to be treated! If you met a Zebada you are very lucky!
by sammy3627 May 12, 2019
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