A Zalbar (zh-älb-ar) is someone who is king of the awesome-sauce. They can train thier pokémon to power levels that are over 9000 without the aid of cheats or hacks.
When playing a multi-player FPS they will score head shots one everyone repeatedly from as far away as the maps will allow them to go with thier fists as the selected weapon.
A common occurance in the Counter-Strike games is to here the game's voice state:
"A Zalbar has joined the game, Counter-Terrorists win."
As Zalbar's unfailingly play as the counter-terrorists, and thier joining a game is considered an auto-win.
It is not yet known why.
Chuck Norris himself on many occassions has admitted that he is scared to leave the house unless Zalbar is asleep.
"Zalbars are just so awesome, it's frightening.", he says.
There was a character in the Xbox video game "Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic" whose name was Zalbar. This was merely a cooincedince, and he was not in fact a 'true' Zalbar. He was just a 7ft. tall walking carpet that made grenades for you and whined about privacy if you attempted engage him in a conversation.
When playing a multi-player FPS they will score head shots one everyone repeatedly from as far away as the maps will allow them to go with thier fists as the selected weapon.
A common occurance in the Counter-Strike games is to here the game's voice state:
"A Zalbar has joined the game, Counter-Terrorists win."
As Zalbar's unfailingly play as the counter-terrorists, and thier joining a game is considered an auto-win.
It is not yet known why.
Chuck Norris himself on many occassions has admitted that he is scared to leave the house unless Zalbar is asleep.
"Zalbars are just so awesome, it's frightening.", he says.
There was a character in the Xbox video game "Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic" whose name was Zalbar. This was merely a cooincedince, and he was not in fact a 'true' Zalbar. He was just a 7ft. tall walking carpet that made grenades for you and whined about privacy if you attempted engage him in a conversation.
Holy crap that guy raised a Pikachu to level 647533 without cheating or hax, then blew away 50 people on 10 diffrent maps in COD with his Snorelax while still playing pokémon his DS! He's a ****ing Zalbar!
by destroll April 11, 2011
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2. Bole to ek bandi agar awesome hai to tu kahega ki jabardast hai .. par agar koi bandi patakchod hai to tu zabar kahega ... AFAIK, it's origin is Bihar/UP.
3. Shruti Hassan luck mein zabar lag rhi thi
2. Bole to ek bandi agar awesome hai to tu kahega ki jabardast hai .. par agar koi bandi patakchod hai to tu zabar kahega ... AFAIK, it's origin is Bihar/UP.
3. Shruti Hassan luck mein zabar lag rhi thi
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Get the zanbar mug.Zalmar is the name originating from the early 1900's from the Philippines and meant "The Big Kahuna." Originally this name was just idea, but was rejected. In sometime around 1999 this name was put to use and now means, "The one with the large penis." Zalmar is also known to be a fairly rare name. So if you know one you must worship him/her. People with the name "Zalmar" are usually fairly charming and can easily seduce you by just looking into your soul. "Zalmar's" are also generally wise and are commonly known to hold high spots in authority.
Stranger: Hi there what's your name?
Stranger 2: Its Zalmar
Stranger: OMG *squeal*
Stranger 2: *Looks into soul*
Stranger: THANK YOU! *Falls to ground* *Faints*
Stranger 2: Its Zalmar
Stranger: OMG *squeal*
Stranger 2: *Looks into soul*
Stranger: THANK YOU! *Falls to ground* *Faints*
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