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Time Zone Dyslexia

A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.

Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.

Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
by La Jen June 12, 2011
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relationship zoned

The opposite of friend zone. The Act of making a person you really like your girlfriend or boyfriend even when they just want to be friends. So you tell everyone you two are dating.
Boy: don't kiss me you know we are just friends.
Girl: I relationship zoned you and that's the end of it. Now let me kiss you and buy me things.

Lunch out now become dinners and movies. And you begin to have forced sexual intercourse.
by theefreedom February 10, 2014
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flood the zone

A presscore strategy of creating numerous news stories to distract from the bad press of a controversial move.
Anonymous officials flood the zone by leaking a shocking story that will take the lead in this news cycle.
by BigRedRockeater September 5, 2018
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adrenaline zone

A gaming mecca for all those who hang out at Harvard Square to come and play computer games over a lan. commonly reffered to as AZ by the regualars
"Hey Randall, wanna go down to the adrenaline zone after school? I heard Arndt and Lee are gonna be there..."

"sure Noah."
by Randall October 16, 2003
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bang zoned

When you attempt to make someone a booty call or a side hoe, someone to have around just for sex. Friend zones cool douchey brother that every girl hates but secretly wants to be with.
"Dude I can't believe I bang zoned this one chick. She's soooo hot!"
by DannyBoy2k14 November 12, 2013
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The Bone Zone

A spiritual experience of entering the zone, be it sexual or otherwise.
I entered the bone zone last night when I shredded the bass inside of a packed venue, it was quite a euphoric experience.
by Kelen Keller August 25, 2010
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Zone of the Enders

The greatest form of mecha media to date. a popular series created by konami that spwned three games (Zone of the Enders, ps2; ZOE:The 2nd Runner, ps2; ZOE: The Fist of Mars, GBA) a movie (ZOE: Idolo), and an anime series (ZOE:Dolores,i) ZOE puts all other mecha games to shame. no other mech gives you the true freedom and fast pace action of the orbital frames. if there is one flaw to ZOE its the shortness of the 2 ps2 games. i for instance have a clear time of 1hr 3min and 30sec on normal with nekkid jehuty (subweapon unequip.) in ZOE2
TheRussianCircus: man, ZOE pwns everything, great music, high paced robot action, awsomeness...that hideo kojima is a genious.

Poohams8000: yea, he better get to work on a ZOE4 after he finishes Metal Gear Solid 3.
by Zach Coty May 7, 2004
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