whomp

A "whomp" is an intense and overwhelming feeling of jealousy that hits like a truck. Such Whomps typically last from a few hours to a few days, and are accompanied by emotional and physical symptoms such as; depression, hopelessness, stomach aches, possessiveness, headaches, emotional instability, fatigue, emotional disconnection, lowered self-esteem, anhedonia, and many others.

Last week, I had two Whomps. Being in the middle of a Whomp feels shitty.

by joanofsnark January 9, 2013

whump skump

Sneak up behind someone, lift there shirt and slap them on the obliques.

I walked up behind him lifted up his shirt and Whump Skumped him hard!

by Pedroistheman October 17, 2013

Golly Whomper

A very large person of considerable weight, usually an overweight female with flabby arms and a turkey neck, can be seen at local buffets sitting at a corner table eating their weight in greasy fried food and samples of every dessert.

Would you look at the damn golly whomper at the dessert bar she must be 500 lbs short of a ton of lard!

by Samsonmore August 9, 2017

no whining/whimpering aloud

But you ARE "aloud" to do kvetch silently.

I hate da "no whining/whimpering aloud" rule --- it makes no sense! What good is non-verbal complaining if nobody around you know dat you're unhappy, or what you're unhappy about???

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

Whomp

verb (used with object)
1.
to defeat (a person, opposing team, etc.) decisively
2.
to slap or strike

We whomped the visiting team.

We whomped the visiting team.

by whomp079 January 2, 2012

whumpy

For a male, to be shirtless

It was quite warm out, so I shucked off my shirt and went whumpy

by Aye512 September 26, 2007

Whump

The sudden ball of emotion that socks you in the stomach when you realize you are really falling hard for someone.

After their passionate kiss on the front porch, all she could think was, "Whump."

by mcstill December 27, 2008