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webster's

The first word to the intro sentence to which every high school and college paper begins.

Also, the first word to the intro sentence that makes English teachers (and every other type of teacher) toss out a collective groan of agony.

Additional social aspect of the word:
One example of the unoriginal and collectively sub-par way in which students go about serious thought and research in our schools. And one of the signs that our educational system needs some revamping.
“Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…”

Also:

If I see another paper that begins, “Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…” I’m going to shove No Child Left Behind up GWB’s A**!
by civil_discussion March 29, 2004
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Webstalking

Obsessive compulsively checking away messages, profiles, myspace pages, blogs, etc. Once commenced, you get sucked in for hours at a time. Usually done to procrastinate or often out of sheer boredom.
"I was webstalking so-and-so today and I realized how pathetic she was over her ex"
by DaniDu49 March 14, 2006
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webassing

doing shit on webassign (as above) but keep on typing in webassing to find (webassign) because it feels like shit to do and have ass on tha mind
Got shit to do, fucking webassing this hoe right now
by tacocabron August 12, 2008
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webspot

A web site created by one party that allows other parties to create their own page, using that site's tools and formats.
I just set up a webspot at www.1up.com. Check it out.

Yeah, my band has a webspot on myspace. We have one on bandspace.com, too.
by Kuxx November 3, 2005
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webspotting

Looking at offbeat sites and googling strange words looking for the next big thing.
1-What are you doing tonight?
2-Oh, I think i'll do some webspotting.
by Mascott May 8, 2006
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Webspinster

An inveterate single female social networker
Webspinster is at it again.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Webster’s Dictionary Reject

A person who wanted to submit a definition to Webster’s online dictionary, but was rejected because their neologism didn’t meet their criterion, then they post it on Urban Dictionary to make up for their broken self-esteem.
Guy 1: I tried to put the word Berserkowitz on Webster’s dictionary but they denied it.

Guy 2: I found it on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: Yeah I put it there. I felt so bad that they didn’t accept it.

Guy 2: You’re a Webster’s Dictionary Reject.
by Silver_Eagle May 1, 2010
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