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ballgrabbing weasel-fucker 

Something extremely funny once uttered by a drunk person. Might be an insult.
" You ballgrabbing weasel-fucker! "

Myspace Weasel 

Someone who sets up a blank phantom page that grants them entry into other peoples MySpace for the sole purpose of being nosey and gleaning peoples personal information without contributing anything back.
1. "How the hell did Kristin find out about last weekend?"
2. "Oh, she's a Myspace Weasel, she probably finger fucked your page for anything useful.
Myspace Weasel by John Wesley February 11, 2008

Greased Weasel 

The Greased Weasel is the sickest rugby tournament in all of New York. It takes place in Oswego NY and is held by the SUNY Oswego's Men and Women's teams. If you win the Greased Weasel you are invited to the legendary drink-up that is equally if not more fun than the tournament itself! There will be some things you cannot un-see and alumnus you cannot un-meet, but is overall equivalent to rugby Christmas.
Hey, are you excited for the Greased Weasel?
Yeah! I moved my wedding to make sure I could go!

irish weasel 

A term used to describe Irish-American men hailing from the Boston metropolitan area. These men are usually tall, slim and carrot toppers. They often hold business-related jobs in advertising, marketing or human resources. Their favorite hobbies include drinking scotch, smoking large cigars, reading the Wall Street Journal and watching children's movies on their velour couches. Above all, they take pride in their ties to the motherland; Ireland.
My father is such an Irish weasel, he's out on the patio with the Wall Street Journal smoking a cigar right now.
irish weasel by icy_veggler December 21, 2019

pull of the weasel 

The desire or temptation to do something mischievous, illegal, immoral or weaselly, usually for personal gain or a good laugh.
Unable to fight the pull of the weasel, Penn placed advertisements for strip clubs and escort services between the pages of the Gideon's Bible in his hotel room.
pull of the weasel by Rick Pearce December 9, 2008

pickel weasel

i wonder if anyone will ever look this up...??? i don't know why anyone would. i just was thinking of That 70's Show, and Kelso was saying that.
'You know what a funny word is...??? PICKEL WEASEL!'