Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.
I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???
by IkilledMuffasa!!! July 23, 2015
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julia is a weasel

julia is a weasel because she is very energetic and never stops and can’t sit still she is also very cute and she’s a little weird but everyone likes her because she’s a weasel
by juliarrrrrr February 17, 2019
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Douch Weasel

some one who is just a complete fuck up and needs to learn his or her place.
Person one: that Tee shirt is so gay!
Person two: STFU YOU DOUCH WEASEL!
by PIMPIN N' PEELIN May 03, 2009
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shit-weasel

In the corporate world, a shit weasel is a person of similar or higher rank who'll stab you in the back, deny he did it, and blame you for the stabbing. The shit-weasel will deflect blame off of himself/herself in order to maintain his/her reputation at all cost.
That shit-weasel just blamed me for the failure of his own system and convinced the SVP it was my responsibility to begin with. Now I'm in hot water and he's getting his bonus.
by ronmag June 07, 2011
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cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while
That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!
by Vertigo January 12, 2004
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titty weasel

an irritating or bothersome person; the 'party pooper'.
Why you gotta be a little titty weasel!?
by unanimous anonymous September 29, 2007
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