Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

Piss weasel

a Piss Weasel is a really annoying dick

As in Paul was a right piss weasel

by Stuart Sargent June 21, 2006

Douch Weasel

some one who is just a complete fuck up and needs to learn his or her place.

Person one: that Tee shirt is so gay!
Person two: STFU YOU DOUCH WEASEL!

by PIMPIN N' PEELIN May 3, 2009

shit-weasel

In the corporate world, a shit weasel is a person of similar or higher rank who'll stab you in the back, deny he did it, and blame you for the stabbing. The shit-weasel will deflect blame off of himself/herself in order to maintain his/her reputation at all cost.

That shit-weasel just blamed me for the failure of his own system and convinced the SVP it was my responsibility to begin with. Now I'm in hot water and he's getting his bonus.

by ronmag November 27, 2011

cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while

That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

titty weasel

an irritating or bothersome person; the 'party pooper'.

Why you gotta be a little titty weasel!?

by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007

Washington Weasel

n. Mostly Corporate-Owned Republicans and Tea Party Movement Evangelical-Fundamentalist Fanatics proposing laws which decrease American Freedoms.

The Representative from Wisconsin is another Washington Weasel.

by Jeokar June 8, 2011