Waffle time

When something epic is happening and it deserve a celebration... Or two, maybe even three

Uncultured Person: Bro I'm hungry
Cultured Person: You should get some waffles!
Uncultured Person: Why waffles?

Cultured Person: Well that's because waffles are versatile, you can have it for breakfast, lunch, teatime, dinner, supper, anytime. This is also called waffle time.

Uncultured Person: Waffle time?

Cultured Person: Heck yea bro. Your gf broke up with you? Waffle time. Things are not going well with your relationship? Waffle time. Your loved ones died in a car crash? Waffle time. Your significant other cheated with a blonde haired foreigner named Chad who is obviously much better than you in everything and wants to break off your engagement which have been ongoing for 2 years? Yup, you guessed it, its waffle time. c: (fuck you karen)

by Nugs92 December 12, 2019

Waffle Wafer

A type of fart that is wholesome like a Belgian waffle while also being fluffy and light like a classic Swiss wafer. Waffle wafers don’t stink, and leave you with a floating, delightful sensation.

Person A: “Hey, do you have a minute? I’m undecided but I probably want to talk to you about something related to money, personal problems, a movie scene, crypto, or some other typical, generic, copy-paste pleb topic.”

Person B: “Sorry I’m not in the mood. I just did a waffle wafer and I feel light and delightful. I don’t want to talk about things that will weigh-down my day.”

by Waffles&Wafers January 9, 2022

Waffleities

Waffleities A cat who is a greek philospher cat who is a know it all. Usually a tuxedo cat.

Waffleities demanded dinner.

by charlottepet May 6, 2022

Choad Waffle

A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.

"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"

by Alice Crowely January 7, 2009

War Waffle

The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.

A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.

by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010

buffalo waffle

A clean way to call someone an asshole. First used in Chris Hardwick's Nerdist podcast.

I hate that guy man. He's such a buffalo waffle.

by ComicandBOmber December 10, 2010

Box waffle

(Adj.) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(V.) To make a fort of waffle boxes and wack off in it.

(Adj.) "Adam Sandler is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Do you want to box waffle?"

by stupid slut January 18, 2011