What Women Want

A man that can read their mind, makes $100 grand a year, works 6 hours a week, and does everything he is asked to without being asked to do it.

What Women Want by somebody October 17, 2003

simp that u want to kill 

so this guy is not only a fucking nerd, but he steals yo girl and simps out for her just to get dumped. fucking dumbass
his name is : caged boy , bob, simpy, IDUBBZ

bruh i want to kill him hes a simp that u want to kill. butt poop bitch poo

simp that u want to kill by poo butt stink April 14, 2020

You can lay your legs on me if you want to 

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.

Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!

You can lay your legs on me if you want to by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019

Do You Want To Build A Snowman 

No. No one wants to build a fucking snowman with you.

Do You Want To Build A Snowman is so 2013

Do You Want To Build A Snowman by MrRandomDudeOnTheUrban September 15, 2014

I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

A code word for someone to say, basically asking you for persmission for them to undress in front of you.

Guy: So what now?
Girl: I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

Guy: Oh, shit, yeah, of course
Girl: *undresses in front of him*

I want you to draw me like one of your french girls by Omg_its_Dani June 13, 2016

I want you in me 

euphanism for wanting sex, kinda lewd, straight forward and to the point

I wanted sex one night, so I texted him saying "I want you in me."

I want you in me by the girl who said it August 31, 2006

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.

Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Guy: "OK, I understand completely."

Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Dewey July 11, 2004