Poppin’ Wad 

Busting a big nut. Blowing a hot load. Releasing the albino gravy pump.

I’m horny. I’ll be in my room wanking and poppin’ wad.

This shower tub has cum everywhere. Who was in here poppin’ wad.

Poppin’ Wad by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Cum-Wad 

A cum-wad is a grouping of cum, usually from a single cum-blast, but may also be an accumulated amount of cum that has already hit its target.

Shortly after I picked up my date, I noticed that I had a cum wad on my fly that I had neglected to wipe off.

Cum-Wad by theJeremiah July 16, 2005

Greek wad 

noun, a large bundle of cash (bills only) that is carried on one's person.

Yo, this Greek wad in my wallet is makin' my ass look fat.

Greek wad by Reese Witherfork August 30, 2008

shot his/her/their wad 

In a refreshing break from political correctness, this is found more and more in executive boardrooms to describe a party's presentation of his best offering, such as a lawyer giving his best argument or a company putting its final offer on the table.

With the obvious sexual reference as you see in other wad entries, it's especially funny to see two women execs talking about shooting their respective "wads."

Jeeves shot his/her/their wad with a demand for first-class travel to get to meetings on the Jasper deal.

shot his/her/their wad by burnt sox December 30, 2006

toss wad 

Seminal fluids from masturbation.

She thought his toss wad was hair gel.

toss wad by Sethifus December 29, 2007

gay wad 

A derogatory term for homosexuals, sometimes indicating intentional prejudice; often learned and used at a young age

"It hurts my feelings when you call me a gay wad."

gay wad by CO435 November 30, 2009

dutch stink wad 

The act where a man and a woman do a 69, and the partner ontop shits on the face of the partner below for pleasure.

Hey honey, give me a nice dutch stink wad.

dutch stink wad by patrick December 5, 2004