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Camp Vega

The worst place on earth. The bitchiest girls live there, who are spoiled and think that their Daddy's can get them whatever they want. To all potential campers - please reconsider. I made this mistake for two horrible summers, and it ruined camp for me forever. The perverted and horrid girls who live there for the summer are rude to their counselors and often make them cry or have them fired because they do not bend to these tyrannical personalities. Sunset Circle, a ridiculous tradition happens once a week and is dreaded by all. The lake is freezing and there are so many bugs. Tamary, the oldest girls, simply push people around, and T'09 was the absolute worst Tamary ever. As a Super Senior, the age group below Tamary, I was shocked and hurt by the ridiculous demands they placed upon us. I was already scarred enough by the mistreatment of my things and the cruel things the girls would say and do to each other, but do not make this mistake. Please trust me.
Camp Vega is the worst place, and no girl 'finds themself' as the motto says. People withdraw and try to hide from the uncaring and malicious girls in their bunk, and Tamary, who was out of control in 2009. Nothing but a good time?? How about 'The worst summer of our lives?!'
by GotOutAlive December 13, 2009
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joe vega

a guy who can make a girl stick her tongue in a poonany. :)

a very sweet guy.

a guy who is hung like a bull. who is secretly in love with himself also makes sweet passionate love to his right hand(: <3

a guy who is vain as fuck and probly could only get his mommas poon

a guy who can make your girl do things you cant
joe vega helped me with my girl
by skeeetskeeet October 14, 2011
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Weaver-Vegas

A small ass town nestled in the mountains of Western North Carolina, and is just north of Asheville. Everyone there drinks moonshine, goes huntin, and isnt afraid to tell you how it is!
Mandy:So, Josh, where are you from?
Josh:Weaver-Vegas, aka. Weaverville!
Mandy:You stupid hick from just north of Asheville!!
by JFuckinR October 3, 2005
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Las Vegas

1: The largest city in Nevada.
2: The tackiest, gaudiest, sleaziest, most gawdawful city in the United States, possibly even all of North America.
3: A place where idiots go to lose all their money to casinos and cheap whores.
by Anonymous May 8, 2003
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fox vegas

A crummy disease ridden hole 200km SE of Grand Prairie.
Stay in school or you’ll end up in fox vegas
by Man in the mellow hat May 17, 2019
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Michael Vega

This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.
boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?

Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked

Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending

Michael: *Dies*
by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019
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Vegas nerve

Da sensory-conduit in da brain dat prompts you to play da slots.
I never gamble, so any time I experience tingling in my Vegas nerve, I just go sit on da beach and relax a while till da "urge to splurge" subsides.
by QuacksO November 27, 2019
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