Urban Dictionary

Person 1: Wow Urban Dictionary is so funny
Person 2: my house is on fire
by BashJohnson April 10, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website where people search up the definitions of weird words or god knows what from the internet. A lot of times, the words are searched for the game Cards Against Humanity. Anyway, if you didn't know what it was, how did you get here?
If you don't know what swooping is, search it up on Urban Dictionary
by BubblyErnie September 6, 2015
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Urban Dictionary

Compilation of potty mouthed, misogynistic or just plain made-up terms approaching humor, but more often just reveling in juvenile bad taste. Some of the 'definitions' are gross out funny, whilst others border on hate speech and defamation. A good example being "Donkey Punch", a supposedly funny epithet referring to sodomizing a female and punching her in the back of the head.
"Wow, Urban Dictionary sure is a sexist load of bad taste free-comedy standup gags"
by Cyclops July 22, 2015
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urban dictionary

a site where people make fun of stuff they don't like by making "definitions" for them.
i don't like ____. i'm gonna go make an insulting definition for ____ on urban dictionary to make me feel cool!
by skyfly1234 December 4, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.
As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.
by Etymangler February 28, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

Online Dictionary that SHOULD be used to help people find out what something is, but instead, is used by perverts and drug addicts, and, SOMEHOW, all definitions pertain to either something sexually related, or drug related.
Urban Dictionary Definition for Cereal:
Correct Definition: A crunchy, often sugary, breakfast food, often eaten with milk.

"Urban" Definition: DRUGS.

Urban Dictionary Definition for Taco:
Correct Definition: A mexican dish containing lettuce, tomato, cheese, and beef, all wrapped in a tortilla.

"Urban" Definition: VAGINA
by RantingJesus March 18, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

A terrible website where people add definitions to their own name to please their lonely lives and 7th graders use to prove that they're 'cool'.
"Dude look at my name on Urban Dictionary!" cried the 12 year old
by eat_that_pussy445 March 31, 2017
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