getting absolutely destroyed in some kind of competition or event, usually in a videogame like Halo. pwn is derived from "own" but the o is replaced with a p, whiched is supposed to represent a tongue sticking out, therefore forming the word "pwn". I pwn noobs all day. but back to the uber part, uber is a synonym for "super", but it usually has a negative connotation.
by Dan the Man116 October 13, 2009
when people waiting for their Uber to arrive do stupid things like attempt to get into a random car on the street by mistake, step off the kerb in front of oncoming traffic to run to their Uber, or just stand on the street corner with cell phone in hand and with a blank expression on their face, trying to spot their Uber.
Some lostie in an uber stupor just tried to get into my car when I pulled up outside your apartment 5 mins ago.
I almost hit this dumb spaz in an uber stupor who stepped out in front of me while I was doing 50.
Check out that fool standing over there in an uber stupor
I almost hit this dumb spaz in an uber stupor who stepped out in front of me while I was doing 50.
Check out that fool standing over there in an uber stupor
by gs000 July 24, 2018
The physical stance and motions one assumes when searching for his or her Uber car. May include craning neck, talking frantically on the phone, or a look of desperation in the eye. Sometimes followed by shoulders slumped in defeat and arm raised to just hail a regular taxi.
by Polka Dottie April 15, 2015
An Uber-Gook is generally overly aggressive and tends to threaten other people although he is never able to back up his threats, in addition, he displays many characteristics that are also displayed by hicks with anger management. some may say that his behaviours could even be compared to Messiah's primal animal instincts. When he is angry he may even end the halo-3 game early just to spite everyone.
by XZXEXDX June 15, 2018
by Notts26 May 11, 2021
A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.
by kencoxtexas December 01, 2015
A perfect figure on a woman would be something like 36-24-36. The word callipygian is a female with nice rounded buttocks. Such a person would have measurements similar to those stated above. An uber-callipygian woman would have measurements like 34-24-40. An uber-callipygian woman would be quite dominant with her rounded buttocks.
by weasel990 January 22, 2010