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uber pwned

getting absolutely destroyed in some kind of competition or event, usually in a videogame like Halo. pwn is derived from "own" but the o is replaced with a p, whiched is supposed to represent a tongue sticking out, therefore forming the word "pwn". I pwn noobs all day. but back to the uber part, uber is a synonym for "super", but it usually has a negative connotation.
"Daniel pwns Dylon in Halo, but its all fun and games".

"Dude, you just got uber pwned."
by Dan the Man116 October 13, 2009
mugGet the uber pwnedmug.

Uber-callipygian

A perfect figure on a woman would be something like 36-24-36. The word callipygian is a female with nice rounded buttocks. Such a person would have measurements similar to those stated above. An uber-callipygian woman would have measurements like 34-24-40. An uber-callipygian woman would be quite dominant with her rounded buttocks.
Jeniffer Lopez is uber-callipygian
by weasel990 January 22, 2010
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uber-hs

Uber meaning: The ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than. Also Über

HS short for Headshot: When a shot fiered in a computer game hits the head, resulting in instant death in many games.

Uber-hs: Meaning to headshot a pwner at uber level consistantly throughout play.
"That guy is such a hacker!!"
"nah, uber-hs"
by Wol377 July 18, 2005
mugGet the uber-hsmug.

human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.
I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.
by kencoxtexas March 7, 2016
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Uber-necking

The physical stance and motions one assumes when searching for his or her Uber car. May include craning neck, talking frantically on the phone, or a look of desperation in the eye. Sometimes followed by shoulders slumped in defeat and arm raised to just hail a regular taxi.
It's a cold night to be uber-necking...I hope Tom finds his car soon.
by Polka Dottie April 15, 2015
mugGet the Uber-neckingmug.

Uber-Gook

An Uber-Gook is generally overly aggressive and tends to threaten other people although he is never able to back up his threats, in addition, he displays many characteristics that are also displayed by hicks with anger management. some may say that his behaviours could even be compared to Messiah's primal animal instincts. When he is angry he may even end the halo-3 game early just to spite everyone.
God, you are such an Uber-Gook
He looks like such an Uber-Gook
by XZXEXDX June 17, 2018
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kyle uber

absolute thug OG at life. massive Wang and is great at everything, especially in bed with ladies. ;)
Kyle Uber smashed her so hard she cant even walk!
by daddy2.0 March 20, 2017
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