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uber pwned

getting absolutely destroyed in some kind of competition or event, usually in a videogame like Halo. pwn is derived from "own" but the o is replaced with a p, whiched is supposed to represent a tongue sticking out, therefore forming the word "pwn". I pwn noobs all day. but back to the uber part, uber is a synonym for "super", but it usually has a negative connotation.
"Daniel pwns Dylon in Halo, but its all fun and games".

"Dude, you just got uber pwned."
by Dan the Man116 October 13, 2009
mugGet the uber pwnedmug.

uber-hs

Uber meaning: The ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than. Also Über

HS short for Headshot: When a shot fiered in a computer game hits the head, resulting in instant death in many games.

Uber-hs: Meaning to headshot a pwner at uber level consistantly throughout play.
"That guy is such a hacker!!"
"nah, uber-hs"
by Wol377 July 18, 2005
mugGet the uber-hsmug.

human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.
I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.
by kencoxtexas March 7, 2016
mugGet the human ubermug.

kyle uber

absolute thug OG at life. massive Wang and is great at everything, especially in bed with ladies. ;)
Kyle Uber smashed her so hard she cant even walk!
by daddy2.0 March 20, 2017
mugGet the kyle ubermug.

uber stupor

when people waiting for their Uber to arrive do stupid things like attempt to get into a random car on the street by mistake, step off the kerb in front of oncoming traffic to run to their Uber, or just stand on the street corner with cell phone in hand and with a blank expression on their face, trying to spot their Uber.
Some lostie in an uber stupor just tried to get into my car when I pulled up outside your apartment 5 mins ago.

I almost hit this dumb spaz in an uber stupor who stepped out in front of me while I was doing 50.

Check out that fool standing over there in an uber stupor
by gs000 July 23, 2018
mugGet the uber stupormug.

Uber-callipygian

A perfect figure on a woman would be something like 36-24-36. The word callipygian is a female with nice rounded buttocks. Such a person would have measurements similar to those stated above. An uber-callipygian woman would have measurements like 34-24-40. An uber-callipygian woman would be quite dominant with her rounded buttocks.
Jeniffer Lopez is uber-callipygian
by weasel990 January 22, 2010
mugGet the Uber-callipygianmug.

uber cheat

When you order an uber eats with the full intention of refunding it by saying it hasn’t come
oi bruv you getting a maccies later”
“ye man gonna uber cheat it tho”
by Notts26 May 11, 2021
mugGet the uber cheatmug.

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