Pretty weak, frail and/or "soft". Not necessarily soft in terms of texture but meant as a measure of strength.
That dude puked after one shot, that's two-ply.
That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.
That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.
That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017
Get the two-plymug. When someone (almost always a male) asks you to be their “Player Two” (between 9:00pm & 3:00am at their home) instead of being just a second player on a shared game system usually eludes to “One time” sexual advances, such as making out, reciprocated oral, usually hand-jobs, (you being the said, “player two” with their “joystick/Joy-stick”) But almost never normal sex. It’s mostly common for close friends who are curious, stoned, drunk, pubescent, or sexually closeted. The event usually is kept secret between the two in the form of an inside joke or nickname pertaining to being a—
“Player Two“
“Player Two“
“Kendrick— why do you say that Jason is your player two at Halo, he sucks at the controls and your never online?
Danny—he’s my player two because I love shooting the blasters with him...
Jason—(blushing) (pissed) SHUT UP!!!
Kendrick— (confused)
Danny—he’s my player two because I love shooting the blasters with him...
Jason—(blushing) (pissed) SHUT UP!!!
Kendrick— (confused)
by Qazx gg 12 March 12, 2021
Get the Player twomug. synonym to "peace out" as the two fingers in the air can be described as two stogs (cigarettes). Prevalent in the 90s in the San Francisco bay area.
by YayaG June 9, 2011
Get the two stogsmug. When you or your golf partner goes to reach for their wedge in their bag and realizes they left it on the green two holes back.
Me approaching the bunker on 16: “Fuck, I left my wedge two back! Stupid!”
Uses different wedge, misses putt, speeds off in anger to next tee, shanks drive and speeds off to retrieve wedge on 14.
Uses different wedge, misses putt, speeds off in anger to next tee, shanks drive and speeds off to retrieve wedge on 14.
by Falconskove May 7, 2021
Get the two backmug. by NOTLAHAVATALL October 2, 2021
Get the Press twomug. Two nightstand: (v.) when you fly to Philly, rent an Airbnb, sleep with a guy named Tristan for two days then come home to your husband never to speak of the situation again.
by T1212 July 6, 2019
Get the Two nightstandmug. In colloquial Chinese, the adjective two (or 2) can sometimes mean bad, vulgar, absurd or any form of inappropriate behaviour.
If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.
If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.
by the.user.name.is.taken November 30, 2010
Get the too twomug.