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Cardpal Tunnel

A painful phenomenon in the hands and/or wrists of a person, which is created by holding paying cards too long or by holding too many playing cards. This is the same phenomenon as carpal tunnel syndrome except it is caused strictly by playing cards.
Example of use in a sentence: I had to pickup the whole discard pile and holding all these cards for so long is giving me cardpal tunnel.
by ConSyderate November 27, 2019
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Steam Tunneling

Farting under the covers and using a knee and elbow to direct the exhaust to your partners face when they are above the covers. Similar to a Dutch oven.
The best way to air out a fart in bed is by steam tunneling
by TheBrasky May 16, 2019
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Dick Tunneling

When two guys put their dicks side by side facing opposite ways and interlock their hands and jerk each other off at the same time.
Omg did you see Ron and Don dick tunneling last night? It was seriously one of the hottest things I’ve ever saw. I’m going to be jerking it to that image for a long time.
by Tenaciousron June 6, 2019
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tunnel chasing

Man every time we go out you're always tunnel chasing.
by BinaryStarz June 14, 2019
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tunnel vision

1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.
I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.
by QuacksO April 7, 2020
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Aggressive Tunneling

Quick rough anal sex with your partner
Bob and I did some aggressive tunneling while the baby was napping today.
by BillardGuy May 19, 2020
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Pink Tunnel

'oi lass show us your pink tunnel'
by PinkTunnelVender November 8, 2020
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