tugging the monkey

male masturbation

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'

by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.

Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!

by NeONscENe September 5, 2018

Ball Tug

The act in which a person tugs their own balls or someone else tugs their balls with the purpose of sexual pleasure.

OMG! Jewel's ball tug had them all the way to the ground!

by NadeLivMode May 18, 2020

tugging the turkey

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017

Gopher Tugging

The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.

Girl 1: “where did Owen go?”
Girl 2: “I think he went gopher tugging for us.”

by MoCeramic October 12, 2023

Tug-bucket

When a chain of naked men pull on another mans "pouch" and pass it on to a non binary homo-sapien.

Aye man cume down to the party tonight, there gonna be a massive tug-bucket.

That tug-bucket last night was orgasmic, your mom did a fine job being at the head of the pack.

by Lude Man September 22, 2020

circa tug

Circa Tug - A hand job from a prostitute who is well past her prime and has very rough hands.

Circa tug: "She was a hot hooker circa 1968"

by Melissasassa July 6, 2015