puppies in the tub 

A man fits his penis and both nuts into the woman's vaginal canal.

You never have to worry about your junk getting cold when you have puppies in the tub.

puppies in the tub by Moonfrog February 11, 2004

Love Tub 

A big Hot Tub in the shape of a heart usually used for four people, that could end up doing something naughty.

1: Are you going over to my bro's house he has a love tub
2: Yeah man definitely you never know what could happen in a love tub!

Love Tub by Bobbert Roberto October 9, 2011

Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them

“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”

Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego by Hai Sundera January 28, 2005

rub tub 

The collection of mental images a woman uses of attractive men (or women, depending on the woman in question's sexual orientation) for masturbatory purposes.

Plainly speaking, it's the female equivalent of a spank bank.

Damn that guy is hot, he is soooooo going in my rub tub.

rub tub by zoeyainthowuspellit December 5, 2007

Hot Tub Slime Machine 

Hooking up with a rando you met on a message board and broadcasting it via Google Hangout.

Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!

Hot Tub Slime Machine by mooseshadows February 24, 2015

Jose Hot Tub

When a Mexican chick takes a mouthful of tequila, preferably Jose Cuervo, and you place your scrotum in her mouth while she gargles, resulting in a hot tub effect for your testes. A variant to the classic fuzzy warbler.

Guy 1: "Did you slay that fine Mexican mami last night?"

Guy 2: "Fuck no man, you know how easily Mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best Jose Hot Tub north of the border."

Guy 1: "Did you give her the ol' Jackson Pollock?"

Guy 2: "Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?"

Jose Hot Tub by Big Rabes September 5, 2010

dogs in the tub

When you stick your ballsack in a chick's poopshoot -- your nuts keep tryin to pop back out, just like dogs in the tub.

I had my dogs in the tub last night and my bitch farted all over my nuts.

dogs in the tub by anonymous January 26, 2004