The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.

by Sok Phupet May 3, 2020

trombonista

a female trombone player is a trombonista.

instead of tromboner... a male trombone player..

trombone tromboner trombonista tbone tboner
t bone

She has been a trombonista in the band for about 8yrs now...

by lgal11 December 31, 2010

trombolene

"Trombolene"

An unknown item that the male lover with no money, no power or no fame has, according to the 90's pop singer Gala.

My love has got no money, he's got a trombolene.
My love has got no fame, he's got a trombolene.
My love has got no power, he's got a trombolene.
My love has got no money, he's got a trombolene.

by S1m0nH October 21, 2021

trombonaloner

A person who plays trombone and is lonely and miserable

That trombonaloner is always boring

by Rapidfusion February 4, 2023

rusty trobone

when a female blows into the asshole of her male counterpart while simultaneously giving him a reacharound(jacking him off) as if she were playing a trobone..a rusty one that is.

Sam enjoyed the rusty trobone Luz performed on him so much he asked for a encore.

by Gus&Sam August 3, 2006

trombone

giant paperclip. with a slidey thing..

play trombone. it's good for you.

by bonerXchick March 3, 2005

thromboses of the blow hole

1.) A blockage of a whales blow hole.

2.) A blockage in the tip of the penis caused by excessive prolonged blue balls and resulting sperm backup.

1.) That poor whale is beached due to thromboses of the blow hole.

2.) Petes balls almost exploded due to a bad case of thromboses of the blow hole.

by tellitizaman September 16, 2010