thorjob

Rub a filled balloon on your head and touch the tip of your penis to a metal object giving you an orgasmic shock

I got so sexually frustrated that I gave myself a thorjob.

by Retroboy28 January 10, 2020

pulling a thor

the act of making plans then later backing out to play first person shooters to fap to and being a fag

person1: we can go to the fair now

person2: yes man this is going to be a good day

person3: i cant i have to go home play some c.o.d

person1: stop pulling a thor

by smokesweedforlifexxx883 May 15, 2014

Piece control thor

A guy who pretends to be Thor and mighty and worthy, but they are just a weak virgin soul

Oh hey is that piece control thor?

yeah he’s totally funny dude!

by thatoneguywhodie March 24, 2021

thor

when you are fucking someone in the ass and you hit them over the head with a bag of nickels. Primarily occurs in Prison.

I was taking Randy last night in his cell and I gave him the Thor and I thought he was going to punch me in the face.

by disco duckie October 14, 2007

Thoren

Gothy sad boy who is somewhat creepy and sort of ghetto.

Girl #1 "I let a rapper look at my panties at the Deadfly Ensemble show."

Girl #2 "Was it the thoren with the XXL Bauhaus shirt?"

by masochrist March 2, 2014

Thorgasm

Extremely Delicious Mulled Apple Cider, that causes one to react overwhelmingly happy after consuming even the slightest amount.

Mother made some Thorgasm On Halloween this year, and all of my friends could not believe how amazing it was

by Feenmaster November 8, 2010

thorax

the hairy discharge left on the shower floor by inconsiderate, usually male flatmates at university.

He left a massive thorax in the shower again. I think it's alive.

by jb1883 August 19, 2011