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pussy toke

The act of insert a smoking device into ones vagina, in efforts to put some smoke into the uterus. Witch one can either force out or have sucked out.
Holy shits!!!Did you she that pussy toke Mary Jane just did?!?!?
by Big Bad Jon3 January 2, 2009
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two toke joke

The person that bugs the crap out of you to get high, and bitches out after the second hit because their throat hurts from hacking a lung up during the first one.

Other excuses include:
-being "wayyy to hiigh already maaan!"
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling 'into it' anymore

They then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.
Me: Yo man i just blazed with that really cute girl that always says she wants to get high with me

You: That really hot one that's supposedly a huge pothead?

Me: Yeah!

You:DUDE! How was it!?! You guys musta blazed for hours!

Me: I wish man.... she bailed after two hits. She said she was wayy too high and had to go home. :(

You: Really? Man, you mean that girl's just a two toke joke?

Me: Straight up.
by A.J. Eitel February 8, 2009
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Thotery

Adding onto what AAA Fax said, a thotery is a thot's mom. Why? Because they had to be a thot to make a thot, making her a thot factory.
That nigga Yasmeen's mom is a fucking thotery.
by Antisepticeye February 22, 2020
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fuck those niggers!!!!!

Those god damn niggers steal all the jobs..fuck them in their black assholes.
Fuck those niggers who shole those nigger jobs....those god damn niggers.
by Frederick Douglass February 25, 2005
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toked n' roped

When an individual becomes too high on marijuana to function efficiently.
Driving may take longer due to an the driver not making quick enough decisions on following the fastest route. Other examples include not being able to do simple tasks or multi-task as proficiently. Spills often occur in the kitchen due to one being "Toked n' Roped"
by Red Shrapnel May 4, 2008
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Thokozile

Thokozile is Sutu and actually means "We've given Praise". All the Sutu people out there who might some day search this and say I'm just defining Thokozile coz I'm in love, read this.

She's beautiful. Inside and outside. Soul to butt. She is warm hearted. Pleasant to bump into in the morning despite her thinking she looks crusty then. She'll always say good morning with a smile. With her brown eyes, Thokozile has this weird power of seeing you. She doesn't really care of the person you were, she looks at the person you are and the person you could be. She's soft to hold but firm in her choices. You can ambush her but she'll take the time to think things over and give you the best response. She's knowledgeable in matters of the heart, cutting through the bullshit of whims. She's in it for the long haul looking for bonds that traverse nations (trust me on this). Show her you love her, tell her genuinely how you feel. Back it up and you have yourself a lifelong friend in her.

Thokozile(fondly called babe) is becoming some what a reference point to me. A reference on what a good partner should be, a reference to what a good son/daughter should be.. a reference on what a good person should be. She's selfless and never thinks about herself too much in conversation. You rarely hear her referring to "me" or "I". Its always "we" or "us".

Dependable, level headed, sweet. Thokozile is the anchor to the ship. Find yourself a Thokozile. Keep her. Guard her. Love her.
Thokozile loves her room clean.
Thokozile ran after Hloni and the chickens all day.
by Impossible22 December 20, 2018
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One of "those" kids

A kid who comes to hang out with a large group or just a couple friends and always has theyre ipod headphones in, and they dont help any conversation at all.
"Yo bro can you pitch me some money, i cant afford all of this."

*turns to the kid*

"O shit! you can't hear me cause youre just One Of "Those" kids.

*turns to other friend*
by The Classic July 26, 2010
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