shrimp eye

a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.

Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"

Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"

by stripper 1 September 8, 2008

Shrimp Pussy

When the female labia dangles below the vaginal walls. People who stretch their labias have shrimp pussies.

Did you see that Delta Zeta in the gold dress? She has some shrimp pussy!
No way, bro! That's so gross!

by Bonita Appelbaum December 19, 2011

shrimp nuts

A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.

"Hey, shrimp nuts, can't you lift that by yourself?"

by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 8, 2015

deveining the shrimp

The after effect of having anal sex without a condom. The first bit of muddy pee after anal, resembling a vein taken out while butterflying shrimp.

Carl loved having anal sex with Jessica, he didn't like deveining the shrimp after.

by RustyShacklefordML July 20, 2017

Shrimp brain

Shrimps shit with their asshole, which lies on their forehead. So basically an alternative to "shit head".

-Dude, where's your apartment?
-You asked me for the 6th time this week you shrimp brain.

by Phqu September 21, 2016

tsunami shrimp

The slight curvature of a Japanese man's phallic member.

You know Akihiko? Yeah, he has a tsunami shrimp.

by Drakonra June 14, 2017

shrimp paperclip

Emoji flirting with a person you meet online.

"Meet a girl on tinder last night and we started to shrimp paperclip right away"

by MrMcgee November 26, 2013