Uncle-grandpas

A term used to describe pyjamas only an old man would wear.

Did you see John last week? He ran across the street in his uncle-grandpas!

by GrandpaJoe1240281 October 29, 2020

Grandpa Hitler

A 'Grandpa Hitler' refers to the act of finishing upon the upper lip in a clean, solid block

He could not hold it in any longer, and burst out laughing. She rushed away and was met with a strange image in the mirror, what she could only describe as a Grandpa Hitler.

by IKnowThings69 May 31, 2017

Ur Grandpa hoe

Worst insult ever worst than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny

Mark: Ur mom gay

Charlie: No u

Mark: Ur dad lesbian

Charlie: Ur Granny Tranny

Mark with a smile: Ur Grandpa hoe
Charlie instant death

by Nexuzmasterpro May 10, 2018

Sugar Grandpa

A good looking gentleman over 45 that has money, wears nothing but khakis, drives Cadillacs and dates women much younger than him on the reg.

Look at Kevin he’s such a stud! He’s always hauling around twenty something’s in his Caddy! What a pimp I hope I end up a sugar grandpa when I’m his age!! He makes Khakis cool too!

by Buck Mahogany March 20, 2025

weather grandpa

(N.B: this term is based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather).

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.

everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2014

Grandpa Parent

A father who is old enough to be their childs grandpa, having kids at 40

"Wow. Hes definitly a grandpa parent"

by MessyKairos March 7, 2019

Grandpa wisdom

The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations

Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit

by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019