Grandpa hour

Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.

* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition

Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!

Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.

by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020

grandpa's toolbox

A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.

" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox

by 427big cat November 9, 2018

grandpa

the guy that wants to talk about a book that he read about ww2 at thanks giving

shut up grandpa

by bot .exe October 8, 2019

grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.

Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.

by jaebbles May 2, 2023

Grandpa

Your sweet old man who, tells the best jokes, gives you money, You get 100 bucks for turning their tv on. Basically the best people ever

"My grandpa gave me 100 dollars just because I turned their tv on!!!"

by fetasalaatti666 August 11, 2023

Fukushima Grandpa

An older person willing to sacrifice themselves to save younger people.

"That old dude that clacked off a vest at the Klan rally was a real Fukushima Grandpa!"

by WWIII reenactor July 4, 2024

Your grandpa queer

This insult is so bad in most countries it is illegal it will make your opponent die ,come back alive,and kill thereself

Jimmy: ur mom gay lol
Devin: yo dad lesbian lmao
Jimmy: you’re granny tranny

Devin: yo fam you uncle bisexual

Jimmy: yo aunt pansexual
Devin: your grandpa queer YEET

Jimmy: turns into a neutron star L

by Lil fam November 20, 2018