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DAIRY QUEEN

the act of taking a poo in a hotdog bun and then proceeding to jizz on the poo in the hotdog bun after
Damn bro that was a gnarly dairy queen you did
by Dip man 420 November 3, 2021
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dairy me

Cover me in sperm
I want you to dairy me so much Luke Walker from earby
by Vape King 420 November 30, 2017
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Legend wait for it dairy

Did you see Jake Cage and Jay Evans last night

Yeah they were legend wait for it dairy
by Gtsthewolf October 16, 2021
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dairy explosion

When you are lactose intolerant and you eat dairy. In other words to “blow up” the toilet, “explode” the toilet, or “bomb” the toilet.
Sorry I can’t talk right now, I’m having a dairy explosion because I drank milk.
by amazingcacti100 November 2, 2019
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Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.
Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.
by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024
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Dairies

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Dairies:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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Dairying

Where dogs (typically named 'Leaf') tend to sit on your revision work, while attempting to study for an exam.
Leaf! Stop dairying!
by glallan June 6, 2011
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