Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Cal

Hottest girl who ever exist

His hottest ex
every boys crush

Ex: Cal slept with ur boyfriend last night lol

by caigichadcdm November 20, 2021

Cal

cal is his hottest ex she literally pull every guy
aka Heather

Ex: Cal slept with your boyfriend last night

by caigichadcdm November 20, 2021

Cal

short for the Irish Gaelic name Callum, meaning absolute G splitting machine. massive

"you know that cal from greyhound yeah? he cant stop splitting Gs mate"

by erinisbetteratwordle July 12, 2024

Cal

Doesn’t hate Maya

Maya’s bestfriend is Cal

by maiyxh January 06, 2022

Cal

The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them

« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!

by Fatpinkpillow May 19, 2022

cals

a short definition for calories

this banana is 134 cals

by plantnayeonn June 10, 2022