by runningdictionary September 12, 2010
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A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.
This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.
A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.
This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.
Asian guy: "meselfs, can you help me with my thermodynamics homework? I suck and I need to leech off of you."
meselfs: "Go tensile test yourself."
meselfs: "Go tensile test yourself."
by meselfs May 22, 2005
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Green Day
Black Eyed Peas
James Blunt
Pussycat Dolls
All-American Rejects
Ne-Yo
Pink
Sean Paul
Me: Damn these teeny-bopping top tens, they have no respect for music that's not 97% computer-created, 3% white trash.
Green Day
Black Eyed Peas
James Blunt
Pussycat Dolls
All-American Rejects
Ne-Yo
Pink
Sean Paul
Me: Damn these teeny-bopping top tens, they have no respect for music that's not 97% computer-created, 3% white trash.
by kroozie April 23, 2006
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"Jane" receives texts from her trainer two times each week. Once on Monday at 8:00 am, and Thursday at 8:00 am. However, said trainer did not send the Monday text - leaving "Jane" clueless and confused. Jana begins to feel text tension, and wonders if it was something she did or said...
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Guy 2: Yeah that’s a spin-off of Shin Megami Tensei
Guy 1: What’s a shin megoomy tensey??
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by Emiruchu September 10, 2020
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Maya was teensplaining to me that intelligence is about 75% heritable.
"You'd know that if you weren't such an idiot, Dad!"
My daughter teensplained pop music to me, as if I hadn't lived through the 80s.
"You'd know that if you weren't such an idiot, Dad!"
My daughter teensplained pop music to me, as if I hadn't lived through the 80s.
by ZippySanjay June 21, 2017
Get the Teensplaining mug.Short for Tenheishi. Japanese angels. Deffinition; Sky Soldier. They have 2 sets of wings & throw spears at people. Common tenshs of today usually have only 1 set of wings or 2, bt one set of wings are actually feathery wing shapped ears.
by Allaiyah January 15, 2004
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