tupperware ceiling

(noun)

the impenetrable layer of ignorance separating men from understanding the problems women face - common in American households

Kelly tried explaining her opinion, but no man's empathy can crack the tupperware ceiling.

by Read1984 September 6, 2012

muffin topper

Any fat, plump, chubby, chunky, or portley female that has an overflowing midsection or belly that protrudes over their waistline therefore resembling the top of a muffin that spills and rises over the base and wrapper.

Sarah is a muffin topper because her gut is showing and spilling out over her belt. Sarah was caught muffin topping because the bottom of her shirt didn't properly cover her fat belly today.

by Ralph Caraveo September 23, 2005

toe tapper

A dope vibe to rock to. Generally something that makes you tap your feet when listening to it. See Jerry Lewis "Real Toe Tapper"

It was a toe tapper, I must admit that.

by IamTheLegendary December 22, 2010

taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.

The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."

by Point Oner November 22, 2004

Texpert

Correct spelling of phrase created by 82ASK to denote the researchers on their service. Highjacked and incorrectly spelt "textpert" by poorer text-message question answering services.

"AQA are so much better than 82ASK!"
"No they aren't - they make stuff up, charge you even if they can't answer and on top of everything they can't even spell 'Texpert' properly!"

by Nelson De La Rosa September 11, 2006

Tupperware

Someone who's happy sleeping with a friend's cast-off or ex. As in eating leftovers.

"That ho is doin my ex, what fuckin tupperware"

by MistyHooters July 23, 2004

room temperature ones

a one which is not cold. however it is barely a one at all, as proven in strong bad's theory of the properties of ones, in which the ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude. room temperature ones are known to be drunk in foreign lands, along with not-so-cold ones and *shudder* warm ones.

Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...

by dudeman February 21, 2004