Ted Turner

An ultra left wing media mogul who enjoys humping dogs.

Oh shit! Ted Turner's in town! Hide Muffy! - Strong Bad

by Your Head Asplode Volume 3 presented by the Umbrella Corporation March 6, 2005

ted-ism

A compleatly random comment said at an innapropriate time or place

"oh thats one of them hookers right?"

Talking about the "hook and leader" method of introducing an essay

by Tessmer June 19, 2006

Ted Talk

The scientific term for an orgy where all participants have an IQ of over 130

"Hey Jeff, did they invite you to that Ted Talk last week?"

"I scored pretty poorly on my SATs, they didn't let me in"

by VirtualTurtle January 28, 2017

Ted butt

To play leap-frog and, upon leaping over someone, slam your gooch into the back of their head.

dude: "Ow! I smacked my head into you! Are you okay?"

other dude: "No! I got hit right in the gooch! You Ted butted me!"

by a blasian man September 29, 2012

Ted Rubio

Someone who's into politics but still needs improvement. May not win the first time, but plans to come back better than ever.

Cameron from debate acts like a Ted Rubio

by amishgal September 20, 2017

Ted out

The action in which somebody over thinks something to the point of tedding up. (The resultant action of tedding out in which someone does something stupid and messes up).

From the show How I meet your mother.

Did you see Ben Ted out over Becca?

by MysticMeg March 4, 2018

Ted danks

Ted danks is the epitome of a BOT; essentially he is a second definition for BOT

1)Yo bro why would you do that, that was so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.

by THENAMEOFBOTS June 5, 2019