art-tarded

means that you can't draw worth shit. When you make a master peice, it looks like a 2 year old just picked up a crayon for the first time, and you are happy with that. also know as artistically challenged

"Dude, what the fuck is that?"
"Don't tease me, I'm art-tarded"

by GummyBear September 21, 2004

taped

To duct tape someone's legs together from behind when they aren't looking so that they fall over.

"Andy taped Rebecca so badly today! She was rolling around on the ground for like ten minutes. I felt kinda bad."

by gogil January 30, 2010

fuck tard

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.

Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!

by Jeffrey April 11, 2003

Tard Magnet

Anything shiny/glowy/pretty that seems to attract the "differently abled" from miles around.

Made of shiny chrome and spewing sweet smelling soda the fountain was just about the perfect tard magnet.

by joskarith November 11, 2004

tardass

some one who is obnixous and or a fucking retard

god alex you are such a tardass

by mike budinsk March 10, 2009

Semi-tard

Definition: somebody who does something retarded, but is not retarded

e.g.
"Tim just bit his own tongue and now its bleeding"
"What a semi-tard"

by Brecknock February 2, 2010

Titty Tard

the morons that make retardedly ignorant, nonexistant terms about boobs

"all you rejects who posted titty words are titty tards"

by fagspissmeoff March 29, 2010