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TikTok

A spy app for Middle Aged Chinese officials to watch teenagers (specifically normies who get easily targeted)

Don't even start a raid, once you logged in. The Kunchantang (Communist Chinese Party in English) will have access to personal data that is as valuable as a newly discovered tomb on the Eastern Bank of the Nile.

So any Normie reading this, stop. DELETE TIKTOK NOW. OKAY 8TH GRADER
Simp: Hey uh, my 12 year old neice is using TikTok
FBI Agent: Take me to her *unloads Glock*
Simp: Okay, right this way.

*busts in door*
Simp: Omae wa mo shinderiu
Neice: Nani?
FBI Agent: *pew pew*
by Liberal Republican April 8, 2020
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tiktoker

A Tik Toker is a person from ages 7 up who believe that all females belong in the kitchen and that furries are bad (they are). Tik Tokers create shitty content that is mass produced and mass reproduced by using an exerpt from a song such as “Hit or Miss”. Anyone who has the app is considered a tiktoker
The tiktoker charlie is hot.
by the best app November 10, 2019
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Tiktoker

Mauricio is a famous tiktoker who goes by @Mauricío on the app with over 100k followers
by Claudia Vasquez June 19, 2019
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tiktok

BC WE ALL UP AT 4 AM WATCHING TIKTOK ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT THIS WHY WE ALL FAILING SCHOOL periot.
by Tiktok is an addiction September 21, 2020
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TikTok

A place that is horribly ridiculed, because of all the "trends", and I have to agree that these trends are trash, and I'm a user of it. There are good channels on TikTok, though. All in all, your watching experience is based off of what you like to watch, not all of it is weird, lame-ass trends.
Person 1: I like TikTok
Person 2: Fuck off with your lame ass trends that are always copied by someone else.
Person 1: not that side of TikTok, dipshit. I'm talking about the fun side of it.
Person 2:oh.
by pp123987 March 4, 2021
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TikTok

A social media platform that is used by 12 year old soyboys and makes you want to reconsider life. Users post videos of themselves doing a chicken dance with chav music in the background and somehow make money for it.
Dude 1: Jesus why is that guy bumming that other guy?
Dude 2: He’s probably a tiktok user
by Snowflakemelter March 16, 2020
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Tiktok

Tiktok is an app for frigid chavs who pretend they are hard they like to think they can do makeup and have an arse...
Are u a nitty who uses tiktok 😂
by Cock_muncher_101 November 19, 2020
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