situationship

Not really a relationship. Just a situation your stuck in, where your both unhappy but society says you should be together to try to make it work. . . . Screw society, be a rebel.

Jamie and josh/kinsey and scott, was in situationships. It was miserable for all of them.

by #adultproblems January 17, 2015

Sticky Situation

n: a situation in which one's testicles are stuck to the side of their thigh, usually on a hot day due to sweat. Goes hand in hand with the Elvis Walk and a Slippery Slope

John: Bro, why are you doing lunges?

Mike: I'm trying to get rid of this Sticky Situation.

John: No shit.

by Whoopsht October 9, 2011

Hostel situation

When shit gets real in a cheap, temporary place of lodging.

According to UD, the unavoidable outcome of a scenario where "shit just got real" is always a hostel situation.

by MMRandySavage June 13, 2010

ideal situation

The best situation you can think of involving something. A synonym of "best case scenario".

The ideal situation with you and a sleeping cobra is you don't disturb the cobra and he doesn't bite you.

by awesomeisanoverusedname October 18, 2015

Orgasmic Suculation

Orgasmic Suculation is when a woman has an orgasm and the partner sucks the fluid out of the vagina that is excreted during the orgasm and then swallows it all.

Megan: me and John finally tried orgasmic suculation yesterday! It was sooo hot.

John: I have herpes now.

by xxx.wtfilovebluewaffles.com November 15, 2021

situational douchebaggery

when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.

only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.

an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.

I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery

by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010

situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.

"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."

by J Self November 27, 2011