Strategerk

One who strategizes ways to jerk people around

That salesman over there is nothing but a strategerk.

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Strategic Posting

The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc

Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!

Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.

Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!

Girl 2: You know it!

by Ladymikmaq June 15, 2011

Stratcomms

What douche bags say instead of strategic communications. The catch is that anyone that says stratcomms doesn't even know what it means. Often used in a military setting.

That brief about our training packege was all good but we have to think about the stratcomms to the general.

by Saul 2Goode2 be true October 25, 2012

straitaphobic

An irrational hate or disdain for strait people felt by gays and lesbians. Antonym: homophobic.

Bruce: Look and Ashly and Mark making out over. It makes me sick they just have to put it in your face like that.

Keith: Don't be so judgmental and straitaphobic. And by the way, you've spilled salsa on your fuchsia colored capris pants. homophobic, hater}. judgmental

by Florilla November 6, 2014

Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

Salty Springs Strat

There are many strategies used in the popular battle royale game Fortnite. One of the most popular and most fun inducing is the salty springs Strat. This strategy will entitle your squad to get the fattest of dubs and the most fun times. The way that this strategy is conducted is you and your team head to the blue house and the popular location in Fortnite, salty springs. Here you will then place pyramids along the floor and edit them in any which way you please this will give you cover in more area for you to shoot your enemies then wait for your enemies to come down and give you some free loot while you go and get that bread.

Yeet the salty springs Strat bois.

by Avry boy November 17, 2018

The X Strategy

The best way to win battle ship

Let’s win the game using The X Strategy.

by Zack Schader September 29, 2020