Slouching Shit Scribble

A person/person's who takes abnormally long having a bowel movement. Who maybe insulted for having a bent back.

"man, my legs are numb from taking a dump"
"dude, your such a slouching shit scribble"
"aww, thats mest up"

by Blue Eyed Virgins November 20, 2009

Snouched

Snouched is when someone is licking out a woman and the person being licked out then sneezes and shits themselves onto the person who's licking them out

Alexandra was lying on the bed with her legs spread while Johnny was licking her out until she snouched all in johnnys hair

by Mac_69 June 21, 2016

Stochastic

Contemporarily used adjective. Found fame in 2022 through overuse by clout chasing social media pundits.

Stochastic means "something to do with terrorism, don't really know why, I'm just following the crowd"

Hammers are the tool of stochastic terrorism.

by VeganSausage1 October 31, 2022

Queen's touch

when cold water hits your testicles while you're traversing cold and deep waters

We all have to go thru the queen's touch today

by Quackers101 July 2, 2017

stochastic

a mix of stoked and fantastic - something that is really full on!

that was a stochastic wave.. i'm stoked

by awalprojects May 31, 2007

souchebag

a person who demonstrates douchebaggery while proudly ordering "edemame" (visualize pinky out sipping his "apple-tini"), all while flawlessly executing proper chopstick technique.

excuse me souchebag, but will you pass me that big fucking fork so i can eat this shit in 3 bites and stare at the side of your face for the next hour while you use a branch to eat rice.... souchebag.

by raleigh gray February 25, 2008

Slouched

The long-term complications of standing are the conditions that may arise after prolonged time in standing position.

I automatically hitched my thumbs in my jeans and slouched, wondering if I could get away if I made a break for it.

by Austin Decker December 1, 2009