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stealthy poo

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.
"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."
by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011
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stealth bus

A bus that is not being tracked by a GPS-based bus information system (such as NextBus). This is generally because the driver failed to log the bus into the system.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.
It says 57 minutes until the next 7 bus, but the headway on this line is 40 minutes. I bet there's a stealth bus coming in 17 minutes!
by Urban_observer December 23, 2011
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stealthsturbate

verb- 1. The act of discreetly masturbating, due to heightened risk of being found out. The usual context is in where one can no longer contain their sexual urges, and feel they must relieve said urges in a less than ideal place.
Last night, I stayed at a friends house, and had to stealthsturbate under a blanket to keep from going crazy.
by flar-dar-lartz February 9, 2014
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Stealth Text

A text sent to someone in the same general area as you, usually to tell or ask them something you can't say out loud.
Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
by Katie22 October 23, 2014
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stealth ratchet

A woman who seems respectable and friendly, but as soon as she hits the club, she is a full fledged ratchet. May keep her social media profile sfw and not lead on to the inner ratchet, and it may come to a complete shock. If you meet a stealth ratchet, do not invite her to twerk dat ass for you, as it feeds on their bloodlust for attention.
" I met her at work last week. She seemed really cool and she asked me out for drinks. When I got there, she had neon lipstick on and wore a fishnet bodysuit."
"Wow, she's a serious stealth ratchet."
by mrscuddles April 29, 2014
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Stealth Suit

Any type of close-fitting clothing/bodysuit used for the purpose of concealment, especially at night. A stealth suit mat consist of a dark gray/dark blue/mottled pattern in those colors bodysuit, or long pants and shirt, plus muted footwear, and gloves.

A Stealth Suit is used for the purpose of moving in the darkness unseen.
Jamie was worried that a stalker had been peering into her windows late at night, so I put on my stealth suit, and waited in the bushed to catch the guy.
by Unit ZER0 October 30, 2015
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Stealth Superman

When you sneak up behind someone, cum on their back and throw a sheet, sticking it to their back. without them realizing. Superman, but stealthy
Oh shit bro! You see me stealth superman that bitch! *High five*
by Stealth_Superman March 1, 2016
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