squid-inking

When in a meeting involving 3 or more parties, when one party is deliberately causing confusion, usually in order to advance their own agenda or to hide their own incompetence.

Mortimer doesn't really know what is going on, but he does not want his boss to know that, so he is squid-inking the whole meeting

by crazyhuman82 March 30, 2020

squid rape

To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.

Bob: So yesterday I had a lunchbox at school and...
you: "SQUID RAPE"
Bob: JESUS MY BALLS!!!!

by blackpowermothafucka March 20, 2007

Colossal Squid

A poorly-understood species of squid even more massive and fearsome than the giant squid. Its tentacles are covered with swiveling hooks in addition to suckers, making it one of the ocean's most formidable predators. It is the only cephalopod species of which the male possesses a penis. Believed to have the largest eyes of any animal.

"Did you hear about that colossal squid carcass they found in Antarctica? It was huge!"

by Penguinjockey December 20, 2006

Squid In A Blanket

Quite literally, a squid wrapped in a blanket.

Who left this squid in a blanket in my dorm?

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

Squid Party

In the popular game splatoon 2, where you either squidbag (This form of squidbagging is not to be a jerk, only to have fun.) and spam booyah over and over, play leapsquid (leapfrog), or swim in circles or spin in circles as a squid or a kid.

"Me and my friends are going to have a squid party soon!"
"Aw hell yeah, I just made a booyah friend and we started a squid party!"

by Dreamcatcher394 July 29, 2018

Angry Squid

A (used) condom found inside of female’s birth canal by a sexual partner other than that whom misplaced/discarded it.

M1: Dude, when was the last time you slept with that trick Cindy?

M2: Four days ago, why?

M1: Because last night I was fingering her at the bleachers and I fished a plump Angry Squid out of her cavernous pussy!

M2: Oh.

by EOD Prof January 25, 2009

No Squid, No Breakfast

A pickup line commonly used in Southeast Asia to let a woman know that she won't receive breakfast unless she swallows the man's semen

No squid, no breakfast

by CEO Duck January 12, 2017