Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.

Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!

by Colonel Snorch May 4, 2017

Siberian squeeze

When you insert your balls inside a women vagina and she squeezes the flaps in order to stop the blood flow in your balls making them fall off.

Thanks to the Siberian squeeze, I now have no balls!

by dnjfndsf October 16, 2017

Oxford squeeze

The British upper classes way of saying "Dutch oven"

I say Reginald it appears I have gotten you in a Oxford squeeze. Good show

by Thecoldone March 21, 2019

Heart Squeeze

When someone makes you uwu to the point you start screeching loudly in love

I just had the biggest heart squeeze when she replied uwu back to my uwu

by Giraffes Neck September 30, 2019

Thigh Squeeze

On November 5th anyone can squeeze anyone’s upper or inner thigh without permission.

I squeeze your thigh, you squeeze my thigh because it’s Thigh Squeeze day!

by Madeasajoke21 November 4, 2019

Ebenezer squeezer

The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner

Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer

by Weebster’s dictionary November 3, 2020

cattle squeeze

Sexual position in which the girl on the bottom (laying on their back) puts her legs vertical and which the male does a missionary style position and puts his skull between her legs and she closes her legs on him like a cow in a cattle squeeze.

Last night Ronda hit me with the cattle squeeze and it sent me back to my days on the ranch.

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020